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ᴡɪʟʟ ɢʀᴀʜᴀᴍ; ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ p̶r̶o̶f̶i̶l̶e̶r̶ ([personal profile] wontgraham) wrote2019-04-10 08:46 pm

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laminae: (existentialism)

cw: cannibalism?? this thread is going weird places

[personal profile] laminae 2019-08-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
this has gotta be weird then

[And it's going to get weirder for Will, but Fern is really serious about not letting him starve to death.]

why not, you're human like everyone else
uh and also
i can grow stuff on myself
like, mushrooms and edible plants


[Being terrible at it isn't going to stop him from offering.]

so if you need vegetables or whatever i can bring some over
laminae: (uncertain)

fern: #helping

[personal profile] laminae 2019-08-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
then i guess they're out of luck

[Part of him feels bad for typing that, but the reality of everyone starving to death has already taken root in his mind. It's selfish, but if he can at least help the people he knows and likes, that's better than nothing.

Though, maybe offering the vegetables was too much. It was probably too weird, and he regrets bringing it up.]


ok

i'll bring it all over later
laminae: (:T)

[personal profile] laminae 2019-08-20 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fern is totally going to pretend none of this is a big deal. Whatever, everyone is starving, who cares.]

no
i'm 100% grass so i only need sunlight and water
and dirt, i guess
as long as your lawn is in decent shape so am i


[... Yes, he did just compare himself to Will's front yard.]